Sorry guys, you have all been usurped.
This is our new best friend. The best friend of the sunburnt muppet is PAXYL!
Our new best friend
It soothes, with its coolingness, and heals with its antiseptic, but most importantly it contains lignocaine. A sunburn treatment that contains anesthetic. Its relief in a small bottle. We are now covered top to toe in this stuff, it only takes a minute to dry in, then less than 5 minutes later the worst of the pain is gone, and its effective for 2 hours.
I love it.