A new low… weight that is!

The diet/exercise regime is doing very well – I clocked my lowest weight today since about ’97. I have got back down to 102.8Kg.

basically, this means that since landing in australia, I have shed 10lbs.

Notice that, as a child of the United Kingdom’s screwed up attitude to metrication, I swap between lbs and ounces, stones and kilograms without being able to work fluently or comfortably in either. I judge weights of people in stones and pounds, small (useful) stuff in grams and kilograms, but have a complete inability to switch between them (without asking google).

I have been forcing myself to work in metric only – why should I be disadvantaged because of backwards idiots who still cling to ‘imperial’ measurements? – but find it awkward.

Anyways, whether you call it 102.8Kg or 16 stone 3, it’s a darn sight less than I used to weigh (at my peak, I was 124 kg, 19 stone 7). I’m basically about 40lb down from there.

Jen is doing even better – she has lost sixty pounds as of today..

Part of this is eating better, and part is exercising more – today, a lot more:

Life begins at Forty…

Forty degrees, that is.

It’s been hot the last few days – and the aussies have been doing the whole ‘hot enough for ya?’ thing. I guess we are supposed to be dripping with sweat and miserable, not basking in the sun like lizards.

ah well.

You want to know how hot 40 is? it’s this hot:

forty

The main thing is to enjoy the heat, but also to cool off when it starts to get a bit sticky.. so, time to get the pool cleaned. nothing like a bit of manual labour to get you cooled down.

Well, it is when you clean the pool the way I do:

Kayak, Kayak, Kayak… :D

Well, we now own our first boat.

Our Kayaks

Okay, ‘boat’ is a little grandiose for a a sit on top kayak, but they are ours. We got a couple of kayaks from Anaconda, the outdoor shop, strapped them to the top of the ute and hauled them back to the pool..

Cue an afternoon of splashing around in the pool, falling off the Kayak (a lot) and climbing back on again (badly), with much water up the nose, spluttering and general making up of new swear words…

but it’s all fun 🙂

I’ll admit that this is mostly a reason for a gratuitous beach shot, but basically, the answer to ‘why did you bother getting kayaks’ is prety much answered by this:

(one of) the beach(es) at yanchep

Our new best friend.

Sorry guys, you have all been usurped.

This is our new best friend. The best friend of the sunburnt muppet is PAXYL!

Our new best friend

Our new best friend

It soothes, with its coolingness, and heals with its antiseptic, but most importantly it contains lignocaine. A sunburn treatment that contains anesthetic. Its relief in a small bottle. We are now covered top to toe in this stuff, it only takes a minute to dry in, then less than 5 minutes later the worst of the pain is gone, and its effective for 2 hours.

I love it.

The Stupid – it Burnses us!!

It’s been a great day.

We set out to weed the garden, clean up the pool and put down the first dose of ‘death in a can’ to deal with the roaches and spiders. y’know, for those people that don’t like the things, that might be coming to visit us soon… 😉

well, we got finished faster than we expected – so what else could we do?

ian asleep

yep, one of the hazards of joondalup is the roving papparazzi, who will catch you unawares and post you on the interwebs..

After a strenuous (ahem) morning, we grabbed some lunch and headed off to the skip in our ute – the recycling here puts anything in the UK to shame.

Here’ s a novel idea – rather than throwing stuff in the skip, they look at it and decide if someone else could use it… so if you want plant pots, or old wooden chairs, or any other sort of tat, you can go along to the municipal tip and help yourself – it goes to landfill eventually if nobody wants it.. cool huh?

Anyway, we then headed to IKEA for some boxes and odds and ends, and settled down to another strenuous afternoon in the pool. This time it actually was strenuous, due to my swimming practice.

subbie

Meet ‘Subbie’. He’s a sub bug, and we have two of them – a blue and a purple. Basically, you pop a battery in them, and they have a little prop on the back – they go like stink, and are pretty erratic.

Subbie here is helping me to learn to swim – basically I drop them in the water, then chase them. simple, but very effective – today I was diving to the bottom and clearing out my snorkel like a pro.

Dinner was steak from the Barbie, and a nice ice cold drink.

That’s where things went horribly, horribly wrong.

We forgot one little thing, you see.

Sunscreen.

Half a tub of nivea after sun later, and it still hurts like being dragged along behind a truck, across some salty gravel. probably.

Jen’s in a worse state than me – I guess the only consolation here is that it’s the first serious sunburn incident since we got here.

pack a hat, folks!!

New theme for the blog, and a new car!

Well, actually, you can’t get much further from a new car!!

Our 'Ute' 

Nissan Navara Utility 'Ute' Truck

This has enough space to carry stuff when we move house, and means that we can actually go somewhere with folks when they are over without having to either take the train, or squeeze into the unfeasibly small back seat of the 207cc.

Cars don’t really die in Australia, at least not from old age the way they do in the UK. No salt on the roads, less moisture and no nasty cold starts mean that trucks like this one (1989) just keep running and running.

Ours has done over 290000 km and all still works (even the air con works).

plenty of space in the back too:

The Back of the Ute.

Spot the pole for holding up the rear hatch!!

Driving

Aussie drivers are mental.

Well, I will change that statement.

Perth drivers are mental.

The East Coast is apparently not that great, but people who have driven in the East and West say that Perth is the worst.

The rules of the road here include :

  • Tailgating is compulsary
  • Staying in one lane is a bad idea
  • Swerving about whatever lane you are in at the moment is beneficial
  • If someone indicates that they are changing into your lane, you MUST accelerate to prevent them from doing so
  • As a follow on from above : if you want to change lane, do it as fast as possible into as small a gap as possible, without ever indicating (if you indicate, they will block you)
  • If your exit is coming up, move into the “slow” lane and accelerate as fast as you can, so you are doing a really high speed as you reach the end of the exit slipway
  • You should drive the largest car you can afford, the wider the better
  • 50% of the cars on the road should display a sticker on the back saying either “F$@k off, we’re full” or “If you dont love it, LEAVE”
  • A UTE is the prefered method of transit
  • If you have a UTE, you need to get a dog so it can sit in the back of the UTE
  • When parking, the best places are not tarmac, they are on grass.
  • When parking in a car park, ignore the many empty spaces and instead park at the sides, on grass if possible, to reduce the number of steps to whereever you are going (This will be demonstrated at a later date with pictures)
  • When lanes merge – try your damnest to edge in front of the other car in the other lane. Even if you could have slotted in easily behind them, you MUST get in front. He will be trying to get in front of you too – your manhood depends on you getting in front.
  • Aim for bikes – motor, or pedal
  • Speeding is evil. Do not speed. Ever.
  • Drink driving is not a problem. If you can get the key into the lock, you are fit to drive. Hurrah for remote locking.
  • Driving while as high as a kite is also fine. The same rules apply as drink driving.
  • There are some differences in the driving here …
    Traffic lights take forever! The majority of traffic lights are large affairs, and have filter lanes. The people turning right get to go, then the people going straight on, then the other set of people turning right, then the other people going straight on. You can wait on your green light for an age. And it is a green light. No amber. No prepping to get ready to go on green. Its red, red, red, red, red, GREEN GO! GO! GO! Then you get amber to warn you that you are going to have to stop soon. Then finally red. And you have to wait forever to go again. The amber light seems to last longer. When we get back, we will skip a few red lights as we are used to the amber being on so long 🙂

    The Aussie slip roads onto freeways work slightly differently from UK sliproads onto motorways. They basically add another lane, then remove it. Leaving the two lanes to merge into one. Like that bit on the way back from Edinburgh on the M8 at Livingston. The person who is ahead has right of way. So, there is a lot of acceleration to be the one ahead. So, there is a lot of emergency braking. So, there is a lot of bumps, and the freeway grinds to a halt early in the morning. They are very fond of this manner of traffic management. You will frequently be going along a two lane road in the burbs and if you dont spot the “Form One Lane” sign, it can come as a fright when a giant 4×4 tries to side swipe you.

    We thought there were a lot of rude people on the roads when we first arrived. Not sure my opinion has changed, but at least we have a reason for it now! The freeway has an upper limit of 100kph (60mph) but it also has a lower limit of 80kph (50mph). They rarely speed, so you try and overtake someone when your restricted to 10mph of each other. It leads to two cars side by side, one edging ahead slightly over a long time. Its like being stuck behind two trucks on the M8. The other thing that makes it all seem rather rude, is that while you are encouraged to move to the left and keep the slow lane left and the fast lane right …. undertaking is perfectly legal. So, if someone is doing 80kph, they are perfectly entitled to sit in the “fast” lane. We had repeatedly been stuck behind someone doing just that, getting frustrated that they wouldnt pull over. Getting annoyed at the idiots undertaking us. Except thats all fine and legal. There is a lot of weaving from lane to lane to get where you are going a few seconds faster.

    There is more to come here, but I figure thats enough for now, keep watching for Driving (Part 2) in the future!

    One Down, One to Go …

    We had two loans left over from “the lost years”. They both have defaults on them, and they have refused to remove them, so we refused to pay any more than a pittance towards them.

    One is due to clear from my credit record in June next year, one Jan 2012. The 2012 one was for a relatively small amount, so after much discussion we finally decided to pay it off. And I just did.

    We are hoping that after a few months they remove the default, if they don’t we start the campaign of harassment – REMOVE THE DEFAULT, HAVE YOU REMOVED THAT DEFAULT YET, IS THAT DEFAULT GONE NOW?

    If that doesn’t work, we have a new tactic open to us once the account is closed where we harass Experian to remove it as its old information.

    Neither of these tactics may work, but its worth a shot. The worst that happens is in June 2010 I am left with one default that was settled 18 months before. Hopefully its better than still having a default.

    Besides, between not paying them their cash, and the bank of england repeatedly dropping the interest on our mortgage rate, we might keep some cash in our UK account 😉

    New Year in Perth.

    The whole festive season was a bit strange, christmas just didnt feel like christmas with it being warm and the sun staying up till 8:30ish. We kept spotting trees and christmas decorations and doing a double take. the Aussies dont seem to do christmas cards much either – all the cards we got were from home – and thats not just coz we dont know that many people 😉 Nobody in our workplaces had any, and they arent in windows, or the houses we were in. They are in the shops, so there must be a trade for them (maybe for brits), but the Aussies dont really seem to do it the same way the UK does.

    We finally settled on adopting it as an Australian Summer Festival. It was less weird 😉

    Christmas itself was good fun, we did a lot of cool stuff that we have pretty much covered (though we will probably put up more pictures of Penguin Island). But we havent covered New Year in much depth.

    You know how when a band is asked to comment on a Scottish crowd they always say “man, Scotland is the best, they are just wild, we love playing gigs in Scotland” and you think, “thanks for saying that, but we know you say it everywhere you go”. Well, I had the same kinda thinking about Scots and New Year. Yeah, yeah, the Scots make New Year a big thing, but its just not a big deal everywhere else. You see the fireworks in Sydney and Times Square and all round the world and you know everywhere likes New Year.

    It appears WA doesnt get the point of New Year. The plan was the day trip to Penguin Island, then you know, probably bed, coz its always tiring being out on the boats. WHAT! says us, BUT ITS HOGMANAY! We have to stay up for the bells! “Hogmanay” and “The Bells” being two scottish concepts, it took two goes to explain we wanted to stay up to celebrate the new year arriving. It didnt take any persuation at all, just a suggestion and another paella and champers and all sorts was planned in moments.

    There were 6 of us (plus the kids, who went to bed – I remember being put to bed, and then getting up again for the bells and steak pie as a kid) and the paella was fab, and there was wine and beer and sangria and whiskys. Another couple of people dropped by briefly wondering “whats all the fuss about New Year, I mean, its dull and boring, its no different from any of the other 364 days …” So we let them know they were doing it wrong!

    The Aussies were enjoying the night, if not the whisky, but didnt seem that interested in the bells themselves. So, I ducked inside, and with 10 minutes to go, got the telly on. Mostly it was just old movies that was showing, but one channel had a New Year countdown on. Sydney is 2 hours ahead of Perth. I had expected to see Perths New Year countdown, but what we got instead was Sydneys, repeated two hours later. I have to say I think this is a little bizzare, rather than show your own fireworks at the time, repeat someone elses two hours later. But hey, Sydney does it very well. Apparently it wasnt just a repeat though, Sydneys fireworks had already been shown in Perth live as it happened in Sydney. So, it wasnt just a repeat, it was a repeat of something that had only been shown 2 hours previously! Weird!

    Calling the UK was a bit of a no-go – the international phone lines were filled pretty quick, however, thanks to the wonders of skype and skype out – we could call across the internet and get out onto the UK phone network no bother (what with it being 3pm in the UK)

    So, in summary, it was good, but a little weird. Next year, we are hoping to make it to Sydney for New Year, we have seen it many times on the tv over the years, and have always said it would be cool to do. This year will hopefully be the year to do it!

    And then, the piper must be paid.

    Back to work, and that means back to the weight loss and diet. Time to survey the damage from all that beer, the monster paella servings and various cakes and biscuits.

    ouch.

    My weight is back up to 106.1Kg – nearly 6lbs heavier than before christmas. I’m hoping to be able to go up to Exmouth at Easter and be able to enjoy the beach without well meaning folks trying to roll me back in the sea..

    so, I did the only thing i could – I Wiiiiiiiiiiii’ed 🙂

    Twenty Minutes. Oh yeah. 

    I raised the Wii fit balance board up on a couple of phone books (about 12cm off the ground) and did twenty minutes of free step with the pace set to max. This will do the trick!!

    I’m gonna need a bigger boat…

    Mel and Rudy were great hosts over chrimble and new year, but serously, these guys are crazy. It must be something about the heat, or the water, or goodness knows what… but yikes.

    let me explain.

    After the shark attack in Port Kennedy, they were non plussed, and to be honest, I can see the point – back home if you heard about a climber falling to their doom in the grampians, you would just shrug your shoulders and accept that this is what happens sometimes. I guess the aussies view being eaten by a large carniverous fish in the same light.

    So, yesterday, we spent an incredible day at Penguin Island. Sounds nice and safe, penguin island… complete with fluffy penguins. At the end of the day, and after much cajoling/emcouragement, Jen and I kayaked back across from the island to the mainland.

    major achievement – as most of you will remember, I can barely swim. heck before I came out here, I couldn’t swim at all. but hey, there’s us –

    basking in the glory having kayaked across. (for what it’s worth, we beat the ferry 😀 ).

    As it is, we did much better than the poor asian girl who tried to *walk* across the sandbar – and swallowed a stack of sea water when it got rough. The ambulance was just arriving for them at the jetty when we landed in the kayaks.

    So today, when Jen spots the story we have a read, and flick through the comments, to find the guy who says ‘what, no comment about this being just round the corner from the shark attacks?’

    one quick visit to Google maps, and it all becomes clear – these Aussies are downright certifiable. not only do they choose to go boating a couple of days after a shark attack, they go to to the same damn bay.

    So, once more, a Happy 2009. I’m kinda glad to be in one piece to say it!!!