Ants, why does it always have to be Ants!

I think I should cover the end of the Singapore trip and coming into Perth …

We got up when the alarm went off (at 5:45 blerg!) and then the wake up call arrived (“Have a great day!”) and had a fab shower. The transport was to pick us up at 6:50, but we had to let the front desk know so that they could call them. We had tonnes of time, so checked out we had decided to skip the S$30 breakfast and grab a McDs in the airport, but while they were trying to figure out who needed to know about our transport (nobody, they just arrive) we were treated to a coffee and croissant (she made us lattes rather than white coffee, yum!) And then another one and some chocolates.

I love Singapore! I dont know whether we would have got similar treatment at another hotel, or just because it was the Ritz Carlton, but it was just amazing.

We got to skip check in because we had already done it in Heathrow, and didnt have to worry about our hold luggage either – it went straight through. Singapore Airport is ginormous, you can walk, or they have shuttle trains to get you to your gate. We wandered into Departures and got nabbed by security to put our rucksacks onto the scanner (not everyone did, I think its coz Ian looks shifty), then through passport control and into the departure lounge which was again clean and full of stuff, water features, art displays and shops.

The actual gate was were the security was – they seem to have one for each gate. So, through the scanners and the xray machines (just like being back at work but with a less restrictive list of banned items!). This flight wasnt as good as the long haul stretch, but thats not to say it was bad! It far surpassed any sleazyjet flight, and a million times better than that shitey Thomson flight to Cyprus. More space, more entertainment (it was an older version of the system on the A380 – good, but slower and not as wide a selection) Less in the way of snacks and drinks, but it was a far shorter flight. I would definately still recommend Singapore Airlines.

Then we arrived in Perth! By god by the customs and quarantine people are paranoid! It was so intimidating I ended up convinced I was going to get caught with something. They fine you for carrying food, feathers, dirt, all sorts of stuff! As it happens, we were fine. But it was an intimidating experience. They scan you again coming into the country!

The flat we are in is nice, good views, comfy bed. It has its downsides though – it someones basement, and as well as the two patio door entrances, there are stairs up to their house that they lock. The guy that owns the place very nicely brought us in some juice and bread and butter. The layout is a little awkward, but nothing to worry about, but the kitchen is really small. Never mind, we are only here two weeks, and we dealt with an even smaller kitchen in Cyprus!

We picked up a chinese takeaway last night, and it was strange. Carrots, brocolli, cauliflower and chicken thigh meat…. the kung po had at least a handful of dried chillis in it! It lasted us two nights though as we ordered wrong and ended up with 4 meals rather than 2 and 2 sides. Heh.

We have been looking around for accommodation today – thats hard work I tell you when you have no idea about the areas! But we are already figuring out where abouts we are in relation to the major roads around here.

Ian reckoned we would be adjusted to the time zone. Hah! We went to bed at the back of 8, and I was up at 00:30 and Ian was up around 3:00. We finally got back to sleep around 5am, till about 8. Its now 22:15, so this time, we might be adjusted πŸ˜‰

Oh, and the only beasties we have seen so far beyond some flies is ants. All over the kitchen.

Ants, why does it always have to be Ants!

Getting settled – with a trip to woolies :)

Well, a walk past Woolworths, and a visit to Coles – the Aussie equivelant of Asda and Tesco.

We stocked up with some essentials, as well as a trip to Bunnings – the local B&Q. some hack job surgery later, and we have a couple of Aussie power leads for the laptop.

starting to find our way around and took some photos from our living room – here’s jen having breakfast:

Living Room

Those doors lead out to the patio, there’s then a nice park before the river. Given that the river probably contains crocodiles, sharks and jellyfish (for all we know), we are not going down there just yet… still, the patio has what looks like a good croc-proof steel fence:


Our patio..

Anyhoo, next we head off to Westpac to prove that we are who we say we are, and open our Aussie bank accounts (which we have to do before we can rent a place).

busy, busy!

and then we went to Perth :)

Well, after a five hour flight from Singapore we landed in Perth and picked up the hire car. Our apartment is pretty cool (and then my new boss swung by with some bread and milk etc).

It’s a little intimidating driving here – they have some nasty junction merges and for some reason Sat Nav that quite seriously sucks!

still, we are finding our way around, and starting the search for an apartment. It’s 8:20 and we are starting to get sleepy. not too bad though – we will probably be adjusted to the time zone by tomorrow. πŸ™‚

Visit Singapore!

oh yeah.

so, today could easily have turned into nothing more than an airport – hotel – airport stop off. we were tired from the long flight and unsure of what to do, where to go etc.

then we got to the hotel – it is incredible. we have a bunch of pictures that we’ll get online whenever our computers arrive in Perth, in the meantime, here’s the view from our hotel – we are actually onΒ  the other side of the hotel (with a view that’s just as cool, but not the marina!)

view from our hotel

So, we went for a walk to explore central singapore, including a visit to the famous Raffles Hotel where we enjoyed a couple of singapore slings in the long bar. the sun was lovely and warm, and the temperature (about 28) was just delicious. if this is a hint of what Perth will be like, we are loving it!

back to the hotel to freshen up (didΒ  i mention the two person walk in wet room style shower?)

cool wet room shower

After a nap to help knock the time zone into our head, we headed out onto the esplanade at night – walk along the banks of the marina, and got rick rolled. oh yes – the band playing at the waterfront auditorium were belting out a heartfelt version of “never gonna give you up”, which gradually turned into a Kylie medley.

took a couple of hours to soak up the nightlife, then stopped off at “yoshinoya” for some meso soup, spicy beef and teriyaki chicken – yum!

that’s us now back in the hotel and about to head to bed (it’s 10pm here, and we are up early for the bus to the airport). Perth tomorrow, and we get our first sight of our new home!

I would heartily advise visiting singapore. it’s a truly wonderful place, and well worth 12 hours on a plane.

Its the only way to fly …

I have to say, I love Singapore Airlines.
The A380 is amazing, and the service is unbeleivably good, even in economy. You cant call this cattle class!

We had a smooth boarding process, hot towels before take off. Free drinks, more free drinks (we like the Singapore Sling) both with peanuts. A tasty meal, loads of leg room, could always be doing with more obviously, but it wasnt cramped enough to worry about, even for me.

They came round with snacks later on, and repeatedly were there with water to keep you hydrated.

The entertainment system is AMAZING. I watched Dr Who, House, Bones, se7en, Pushing Daisies, Sarah Connor Chronicles, and loads of other stuff. The CD selection was great, even if it did have loads more pop and R&B than rock – still plenty for me.

Then the lights dim, but I couldnt sleep, not quite enough room for that for me, though most other people on the flight did seem to.

The lights gently faded up around two and a half hours before landing… where there were more hot towels, then breakfast!

We wandered a little aimlessly through Singapore Airport, not entirely sure where we were meant to be, through arrivals (filling out the admissions card just before passport control) then towards “Coach” as we had been promised “in coach transfer”, and found the SIA Stopovers desk. 10 minutes later a mini bus arrived for us, and we were whisked off to the Ritz Carlton.

Singapore is beautiful. Clean, tree lined streets. Warm and sunny. And the staff at the hotel were amazingly helpful. We were walked to the reception and given ice cold towels and some mango juice while we were checking in. Escorted to our room and shown round. When Ian wandered off to get some ice for the ice bucket a member of staff who happened to be in the corridor spotted him, ran towards him to find out what he needed, saw the ice bucket and apologized that the ice machine on this level is broken, took the bucket from him and got us ice from another level and brought it to our room.

We are soooooo coming back to Singapore!

update from the airport

here we are in heathrow terminal 3 with an hour before the gate opens.

we got a taxi from the hotel to here, scooted through check in in only a few minutes but got caught in security when we totally forgot about a bottle of water we had picked up yesterday. so we got pulled over and everything checked and tested for explosives. didn’t take too long though.

now we are waiting as we don’t actually fly for another 2 hours. bur I am happier killing time here than being late.

doing this from my phone and its not the greatest as I can only see 1 chacter on screen. I will fix up the text later πŸ™‚

Our house, empty!

after many aborted attempts (grrrr – youtube!), I finally got the vid walk through of our house uploaded.

anyone who has ever been to the house will be downright shocked at how clean and tidy the place looks, minus it’s messiest contents (that would be us!).

for your enjoyment:

also a little bit of good news – we have a couple of viewers set up already for the house πŸ™‚

Travelling – Day 2

Too tired to do anything other than take their complimentary beer, wine and juice, we didnt go far last night.

Bed at 8, yes, we were that tired.

Today, we are up early again and about to go try the complimentary breakfast, see if its any good. Then off to check in to the uber flight. We will probably do that early, what with my “flight missing paranoia”, there are “pure hunners” of people getting on this plane, so we dont want to get caught up in a huge queue and miss it.

We did indeed manage to get this far without any incidents other than me blubbering at my mum and dads and then again (and again and again) at the airport.

We had plans to try and get into London itself and see some stuff, but we really are just too knackered. I can see us asleep in the next few hours. Its been a long week…..

Just had my first actual meal of the day – nerves have been keeping me from eating. Thats such a rare occurrence, it needs special mention!

The bed, it has to be said, is extra comfy and its bedgravity is extra strong.

Step One – London!

Well, after a teary farewell at Glasgow Airport (and some scrambled egg on toast!) we had a pretty pleasant flight down to heathrow.

we arrived on time, and settled into our executive room (oh yeah) at the Sheraton Heathrow. I’m now uploading some photos and the video of the empty house using the super fast internet connection.

now the biggest decision we face – do we enjoy the club lounge here at the hotel and just relax the day away, or do we scoot into London and do the tourist thing..

sounds tempting, but then so does the mini bar πŸ˜€

Progress ….

The last few days have been mental!

After the lorry took all our worldly goods away:

the house looked pretty empty. But you wouldn’t believe how long it takes to clean an
empty house! We have been sleeping at my folks and driving up and down from greenock to the house.

Ians mum and sister and her husband and anns russian lodger gave us a huge help with cleaning and touching up all the painting.

Yesterday was finishing the garden. It looks great now, but it was hard work..

Many skips runs were involved and hefting huge bags of gravel. We are officially knackered.

Last night was a family meal at my sisters which was good fun πŸ™‚ much food, much drink.

Today is last minute running around with customs declarations and getting a replacement battery charger for the camera as ours is on a boat to perth now. Along with so many things we could be doing with.

I don’t expect to get much sleep tonight with nerves!

‘My daughter deserved to die for falling in love’ | World news | The Observer

‘My daughter deserved to die for falling in love’ | World news | The Observer

This is utterly sickening. He stamped on her, suffocated her and stabbed her. Her brothers joined in. Her uncles spat on her corpse. Because she had been seen in public speaking to a British soldier. His only regret is that he didnt kill her at birth.

What a sickening piece of shit.

The police congratulated him, and, apparently “as usual” he will be given money by a local politician to go to Jordan for a few weeks until the story is forgotten.

And he will kill his sons if either of them are “contaminated with any gay relationship”.

This is all apparently common practice in Basra and the rest of Iraq now.

Tell me why we went into Afghanistan if it wasnt to stop the Taliban doing this sort of thing. So, why did we set this up in Iraq.


Unemployed again!! :D

Well, that’s us now, officially, unemployed slackers again – we both finished this afternoon, and are now running about mad getting stuff ready for the off.

The house is packed on Monday/Tuesday, we should be decorating the finishing touches on Wednesday, letting agent is out on Thursday, Friday for “contingency”, then we fly out on Saturday. phew.

The Plan (TM)

So cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a fox.

The house gets packed into a shipping container on Monday 12th and Tuesday 13th May.

We stay at my folks in Greenock till we leave – at 10:50am Saturday 17th.

We arrive in Heathrow (not Terminal 5 thankfully!) around 12:15.

We go to the Sheraton Hotel and sample its free hor d’oeuvres, and stay overnight in a king size upgraded room.

The next day, at 11:55 we fly out of Heathrow on an A380 to Singapore!

We arrive in Singapore 07:45 local time, when we head off to the Ritz Carlton and then out and about (briefly) in Singapore itself.

Once we have had an overnight in the Ritz, its Tuesday morning. At 9:35 we depart Singapore and fly out on our last leg to Perth, arriving 14:35 local time, where we will have a hire car waiting for us.

We traipse to our temporary accommodation and thats us!

Nearly two years later, and right on schedule!

We started KyCon ’08 back in 2006 (as evidenced by the dates on Jen’s posts). That’s when we started thinking about roaming the world.

Wintermute Consultancy had just went under, we had sorted out work, the house was safe again, and we decided that we had just had enough of being cold, wet and miserable… it was time to see the world.

Last year, part one of the plan came to fruition, and we visited the pyramids – one of the best experiences I have had so far, and one of “the big 50 things to do before you die”.

Now, here we are – ready to leave Scotland for Sunny Australia. The house is being packed up as we speak, and we fly to Perth in a little over two weeks.

It was my really sincere hope that ’08 would be the year we actually did it – I honestly didn’t think we would make it.

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